Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

Cheers to the rest of you who have as much life as me, occasionally spent on binge-watching TV series.

So, shout out to all the Noda Luka readers who were just as psyched to see the striking Ruby Rose in all her tattooed glory recently in 'Orange is the New Black' on its third season. But to those of you who are giving us the blank stare treatment right now, get your arse in here. Man, do you need some education.

Last year, Ruby Rose starred in a moving short film about gender fluidity, 'Break Free', which was was also written by her. But tough luck to the rest of us, this dazzling, OZ beauty got engaged to Phoebe Dahl (yes, the granddaughter of everyone's favourite children's author Roald Dahl) last year. That isn't stopping us from fantasizing getting cuffed with her for a night, though.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
And being gender fluid never really changed how we see her, if anything, it only added to her appeal.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
In fact, she makes a straight woman's sexuality be questioned.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
Ruby Rose

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
Alex and Piper

But lately, she's heating up the jail cells with a supposed love triangle with OITNB hotties, Alex and Piper.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

And then this happened.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
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Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
She makes us want to commit some nasty crimes to get locked in with her.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
So please, cuff us to her slammer.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

But really, it's not just the androgynous sex appeal Ruby Rose has that's got us falling in love with her. She's oozing with sheer confidence and swagger.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
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And the tatts? Come on.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
I'd chill with her any time, dude. Everything else can wait.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
She's not just for eye candy either.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

As much as we want to go bi for her, it won't change the fact that she's happily betrothed to Phoebe Dahl, though. Sigh.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

Okay, we get it.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
You. Two. Are. Glorious.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
Ruby Rose and Phoebe Dahl, making everyone else feel single since 2014.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
It would be nice to be a pet pig right now.

Ruby Rose Makes Us Want To Commit A Crime
Us, after scrolling through a page of Ruby Rose.