Instagram, Meet Your New Ruler

There's a new person at the top of the "most followed" list.

Instagram, behold and bow to your new goddess.

Professional adult with a baby head, Selena Gomez have eked out human-skinned cat, Taylor Swift, and walking swarm of bees, Beyoncé, to claim the top spot.

The tattooed singer/moaner into a microphone is also the first person to eclipse 100 million followers on the social media site.

Instagram, Meet Your New Ruler

Justin Bieber's former lover and grown-up munchkin can be followed on Instagram @selenagomez if you want to get those important updates that aren't really that important at all.

All jokes aside, that's fucking crazy. 100 million followers. She's 24 years old. And a former Disney Channel star. She was on fucking Barney for fuck's sake. Good googly moogly.