YOU GUYS — BRANGELINA IS NO MORE!!!!!

SOUND THE ALARM! SOUND THE ALARM! BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER!!!

Apparently Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt, thus making both of them single and all of us have a chance with them now. Literally any one of us could be next in line to date Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt.

The couple married in 2014 and began adopting children aplenty. They had been together for a number of years before getting married, so this divorce announcement is a monumental piece of Hollywood news.

The mega-couple is no longer together.

They can throw out their rings, but one thing they can't get rid of so easily is their tattoos. That's right, if you don't remember, Brad and Angelina got tattoos from Thai tattoo master Ajarn Noo Kanpai.

Angelina was tattooed by Ajarn before she and Brad took the dive to getting tattoos together. Angelina got a number of Thai Buddhist symbols on her back and shoulder blades, while Brad got Bob Dylan lyrics and a Buddhist symbol of his own on his ribs.

Ajarn is a traditional Thai tattooist.


Angelina's upper back tattoos.


Brad Pitt got his ribs tattooed.

The tattoos were done in typical hand-poke fashion. Ajarn used a bamboo tube with a sterilized needle at the end to get the ink on their bodies.

What made this tattoo experience unique and meaningful for Brangelina is the fact they used the same ink to do both tattoos. Spiritually, according to Ajarn, this is an act that binds a husband and wife eternally.

Uh-oh. Nobody tell Ajarn what happened.